Shoplifters Use “Belly Fat” to Hide Goods

Written by Pat's Papers | Wednesday, 1 December 2010 9:10 AM

Wow. Where’s a TSA agent when you need ‘em? Two Oklahoma women were arrested yesterday after being caught stuffing merchandise in their “body fat” reports the Alva Review-Courier this morning. What I found most impressive was the amount of stuff they were able to conceal. Please tell (but don’t show) me how one would hide four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves under one’s “belly fat.” Is that how Santa Claus does it?

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