Atheist Offers Rapture Pet-Watching Service

Written by Pat's Papers | Tuesday, 17 May 2011 11:52 AM

Just in case all dogs don’t go to heaven, a Pennsylvania man has come up with a genius, Rapture-related business plan. For just $135, the 62-year-old retiree and avowed atheist will watch your pets when you ascend to heaven on May 21st says the Philadelphia Daily News. His company, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, offers ten-year contracts that “protect pets from a slow death by starvation in the event that you get raptured.” So far, he has 258 clients in 26 states. Interestingly, the most frequently asked question is not about refunds (there aren’t any). Instead, the man says he spends a lot of time assuring potential customers that the pet rescuer assigned to them won’t be raptured as well.

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Official Website: “The Next Best Thing to Pet Salvation in a post-rapture world.”

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