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Written by Pat's Papers | Tuesday, 16 March 2010 8:56 AM

It seems to me like she misinterpreted the term “goal weight.” The New York Post reports that a 600-pound woman from New Jersey has set her sights on a new high. The 42-year-old mother says she hopes to one day weigh in at 1,000 pounds and be crowned the World’s Fattest Woman. The woman says she thinks she can reach her goal in two years if she eats around 12,000 calories a day. Of her boyfriend the woman says: “I think he’d like it if I was bigger. He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.”
The Guardian was the first to report the story and says to pay for her $750 a week grocery bill, Donna Simpson runs a website where men can watch her eat. Neither paper provided a link, which I feel is probably a good indication that the site is not work-safe.
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