Sweet Kelly R

Thursday, 10 May 2012 | by Pat's Picks

This morning on Live! with Kelly, my rival for Kelly’s attention delivered a big punch to his fellow co-host candidates. Nick Lachey serenaded Kelly Ripa to try to win her hand as permanent co-host. He was good.

On short notice, and with inspiration from Neil Diamond, I put together this response. I’m not as good as Nick. But I have choreography. (In case you’re curious, I did not suffer any serious injury when my ladder blew over.)

May I present “Sweet Kelly R.” ...

Thanks to Ice Theatre of New York for helping me out with the chorus. I was working with them this morning ahead of next week’s Celebrity Skate challenge.