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Written by Pat's Papers | Thursday, 2 September 2010 6:43 AM
He’s in no hurry. The New York Post opens their coverage of the trapped Chilean miners with this classic line: “Hey guys, take your time.” With the rescue, that is. Apparently, the wife of one of the men trapped underground unearthed a secret while attending a vigil for her husband: his mistress. After hearing another woman call his name, the two compared notes and figured out, as the Post puts it, that they’d “both been shafted.”
Because of his medical training, the man in question has been busy seeing to the needs of his fellow workers. But a request for booze earlier this week suggests that maybe news of his impending trip to the dog house has trickled down.
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