Opinion: Things I Learned at the Movies…That Aren’t True

Written by Pat's Papers | Monday, 26 November 2012 9:04 AM


It was a busy weekend at the movies. Theaters reported $295 million in ticket sales over the five-day stretch, a new Thanksgiving weekend record for US box office sales. Speaking of, there’s a funny list in the San Francisco Chronicle this morning. Writer Mick LaSalle puts together “12 things I learned from movies that aren’t true at all.” No. 2: “The first thing everybody does when they come home from work is get a beer out of the refrigerator.” No. 5: “Sex standing up? It’s a breeze.” And finally, No. 12: “If you annoy a woman long enough, she will eventually like you.”

SOURCE: San Francisco Chronicle

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