Man Arrested with 75 Bottles of Lotion in Pants
Written by Pat's Papers | Friday, 5 February 2010 10:05 AM
I can only imagine the headline this story would inspire the New York Post to write: A Massachusetts man was arrested at a Bath & Body Works yesterday with 75 bottles of lotion stuffed down his pants. The Springfield Republican says the man had tied a string around the ankle of each pant leg so the glass bottles couldn’t fall out. Police say the almost five gallons of stolen merchandise made catching their suspect, after he took off running, quite easy. They also observed that the thief had very chapped legs and said he could have benefited from some serious moisturizing.
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