Is That a Ferret in Your Pants?
Written by Pat's Papers | Thursday, 29 October 2009 7:46 PM
And finally, a Florida man has been charged with “battery using a special weapon.” What was the weapon? A ferret he had in his pants. Why was there a ferret in his pants? The Florida Times-Union says he had placed the rodent in his pants after stealing it from a local pet store.
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