29 Rules for Thanksgiving Touch Football


Jason Gay writes 29 (very funny) rules for Thanksgiving touch football in the Wall Street Journal this morning. First off, Gay says “let’s be real”—playing football with your family is the only exercise you’re going to do tomorrow, no matter how many times you tell yourself you’re going for a run, so you better verse yourself on the guidelines. Rule No. 4: “It’s not really a family touch football game unless at least three family members have no idea which team they are playing on.” And perhaps the most important, Rule No. 7: “Mom wants to play quarterback, Mom gets to play quarterback.”

SOURCE: Wall Street Journal

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